UFOs Key to Global Warming

This is the kind of outside the box thinking we need to save the penguins:

A former Canadian defense minister is demanding governments worldwide disclose and use secret alien technologies obtained in alleged UFO crashes to stem climate change, a local paper said Wednesday.

"I would like to see what (alien) technology there might be that could eliminate the burning of fossil fuels within a generation ... that could be a way to save our planet," Paul Hellyer, 83, told the Ottawa Citizen.

Awesome.

Happy Belated Perihelion Day

Yesterday the Earth made its closest approach to the Sun for this year. 91,399,800 miles. That's a little too close for comfort for this earthling.